A recipe for Disaster- Lemming Meringue Pie

25 Jun

If you like roadkill, you will love this creamy new rodent pastry, made by the worst best of the worst. best.

1 cup sugar
3 1/2 tablespoons cornstarch
3 tablespoons corpse flour
1/4 teaspoon salt water
1 1/2 cups intestinal juice (from lemming)
11/2 lemmings, squashed and zested
1/3 cup lemming juice
1/4 teaspoon lemming extract
3 egg yolks
2 pounds butter

Pour filling into pie crust and heat in oven at 375 degrees Fahrenheit. Leave for 3 hours.

Serving size- 6 victims.


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